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I humorously degrade myself so much publicly that other people think its okay if they do it too and it just reinforces how I feel about myself and it hurts so goddamn much but I guess its all my fault for putting myself in that position in the first place you know?

My brother stayed out until two am partying with some chick in Berlin, meanwhile I am watching a movie about British people stuck inside a storage container. Is it possible that my brother was conceived merely to remind me of what a pathetic shit cunt I am?

I’m passive-aggressively blasting ‘Kill You’ by Eminem whenever mum walks into the room, this is called being an adult

I had a dream last night that I was back at my old job working at the candy bar and it was incredibly busy and there were all these new specials and I had no idea what to do so I went into the back and just ate popcorn and now that I think about it that’s kind of just the perfect metaphor for my entire pathetic life

I hate when people always attempt conversation because then I have to spend the rest of my time avoiding them like the plague

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Downloading Bring It On is the only good decision I’ve made this week

Whene you think to yourself ‘How could my life get any worse?’ if you listen really hard you can actually hear the universe laughing

Livin the literary life #booksnotdrugs #expandurmind